LONGCAT IS now $LONGer
BACK STORY

EXACTLY HOW LONG IS LONGCAT?

Some time long ago in 05 or 06, haa.. get it, 'long ago,' anyways- a japanese domestic cat named Shiro became an instant internet hall-of-famer for her impressive length. Originally fan-favorited on Futaba Channel, a Japanese imageboard, Shiro was nicknamed "Nobiko" meaning "stretch" in Japanese. Exactly how long is longcat? Some say 65 cm (26 in) from 'head to toe,' others speculate longcat goes on forever... I measured it this morning myself. Still haven't been able to find a conclusion. Will report back when I do but all I know is the higher she goes, the longer she gets.

THIS IS MY SCIENCE PROJECT

AND THIS IS HOW I MANAGED TO FUCK MY SCIENCE TEACHER

I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZYBUT
THE HIGHER SHE GOES
THE LONGER SHE GETS.
IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE COMPLICATED

LONGCAT 200 IQ THESIS

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FUNNY MEMES XD

I start Rolf (rolling on the floor laughing) and Xding (XD is an emoticon for laughing, better than cancer emojis FYI.) My sub gives the entire class lunch detention and everyone is mad at me but at least it was epic lol. Just wish people were more cultured in LONGCAT FORUM

OFFICIAL LONGCAT LINKS
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